The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

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the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

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Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!

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Literally the worst human, like worse then hitler and Stalin. He’s a fucking dick and is the scum of the earth

Yup, that’s me. Sir.humangarbage

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