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david

David is a cute EXTREMELY tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is extremely funny and will not be afraid to be honest haha. He has a great personality that is hilarious. David’s are also very protective and loving. Your would be lucky to get one.
person 1:”omg is that david!”
person 2:” yeah he’s so funny!”
by hola it’s milly rock January 23, 2020
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David McGay

He Is a very gay man, likes cock and ball tortue
by Victrap February 4, 2020
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David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020
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David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020
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David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.
Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!
by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020
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david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend
person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole
by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020
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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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