Cream and cut

The act of having intercourse with someone, solely to reach an orgasm and immediately leave.

Yo bro Tammy told me to come over but I’m not trying to stay there with her nasty ass house so I hit a cream and cut.

by J. Tipsy July 2, 2024

Cream stream

When you have semen residue stuck in your penis hole and your piss goes in crazy directions

After I busted a nut last night I totally had a cream stream and had gotten piss all over the floor and toilet seat!

by AMONEYCASHMONEY February 6, 2015

Cream Dream

A man crush.

A man a straight guy would go gay for.

Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.

Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.

Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.

by KidVicious666 November 2, 2021

cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

by Nobleperson August 22, 2019

Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017