Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.

Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"

by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020

Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.

Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”

by thecorndogisstuckhelp March 20, 2020

Car

A VERY sexy transportation device that you can ride in all night long.

“I’m in me mums car... Broom Broom

by Brayden weaver May 13, 2020

r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.

Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"

by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.

Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*

by Balaboy May 26, 2020

Car

Car known also as a vape / electronic cigarrette.

friend:"Hey dude can i drive your car for a bit?"
dude:"Ye sure just don't waste all my fuel."

by Kuba666 May 29, 2020

Sex car

"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"

Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"

by Vadim the dumbass June 9, 2020