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Jacob

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is Obese as fuck! If you ever meet a Jacob he is definitely addicted to video games. He is very kind and funny but can be annoying sometimes too. If you find a Jacob don’t let him go.
Woah your getting big like Jacob !
by Skdovicube November 19, 2023
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Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
by ebotnomed April 2, 2019
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Jacob

The most down to earth real person you’ll ever meet. You’ll think everyone is jaded until you meet him. He holds his values close to his heart and is unwavering. All he wants is to be loved and to share a life with someone he loves just as much. He is wholesome, sensitive, ADHD, and has his special/manic moments sometimes hahaha but he is also everything and more and I love his sexy ass
by Putalittleloveinurheart November 30, 2025
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Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew
Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay
by NoVid April 14, 2022
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Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa
Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob
by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018
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Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick
Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob
by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021
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