Chris a very funny guy, helpful and intelligent and gets all the bitches in the block and is the master baiter in the bed. Every Chris out there is bald and they have a Warzone inside their bed with 99 other girls
by Osama Bin Lagin June 29, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
Get the Chris Jedimug. A gorgeous boy with thick dark hair and full eyebrows. Chris is extremely friendly and knows exactly what he’s doing, but sometimes he can get caught up in his own personal problems; which he doesn’t share with anyone! But if a Chris shares it with you, you mean the world to him. Chris is extremely caring, sometimes a little too much. He has the biggest puppy-eyes, dark brown and wonderful. Chris has an amazing body, and an even more playful personality. He finds passion in one thing, that he revolves his whole entire life around. He’s hard to get!
by browniecat887 April 15, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.
by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022
Get the Chrismug. by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
Get the Chrismug. He has a really big dick and is really cute, if he is your boyfriend you age very lucky. You dont treat him wrong. He is really good in bed as well
Chris is sexy
by Wayn ker December 4, 2021
Get the Chrismug. When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023
Get the Pull a Chrismug.