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Money

Give me your freaking MONEYYY
by Eli the Anime March 23, 2019
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Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money
Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
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Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.
1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"
by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013
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Money In the Bank

Money in the bank is WWE Paper Per View (PPV) where multiple matches but there is a match where there is a briefcase dangling over the ring and there are 6-8 people who are each trying to climb a ladder and get the briefcase because if you get it you can use it to get a match with any champion to get the title at any place at any time
Person 1. Did you see Money In the Bank yesterday

Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase

Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in

Person 2. Yeah lets hope
by TheRandomGuyForYou July 10, 2023
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Ugly Money

When someone has too much damn money. Like the scene from the movie Blow when Boston George and Diego were trying to figure out where to store their money in their safe house.
Bro don't just have money, he got ugly money!
by eleceng20 March 22, 2024
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Money

by Bg76 June 29, 2019
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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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