max

you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.

"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"

by pandypandora December 07, 2021

Max

A whole ass vibe and someone you should aspire to be

Someone: dude you remind me of max
You: ha I wish I was max.max is a whole ass vibe

by Mystinkibut February 03, 2023

Max

A modern satirist

Max really is a modern satirist; you have to have a very high IQ to understand him

by EricCartmanSCORE February 21, 2022

Max

Max is a very beautiful girl and a very funny person

Max>>>>> you

max is super cool

by boy what November 07, 2021

Max

Max's are handsome, athletic, hilarious, and talented singers. They will always be there to cheer you up and their smile will always give you a beautiful feeling. Max's knows how to treat them girls right, get yourself a Max ladies~.

Max's most compatible lovers are Angie's

"What's that guys name?"
"Oh, his name is Tom."
"I thought their name was Max for a second."

by Autumna and Angela March 04, 2019

Max

Blaze max he max out moment after xrated females and best basketball for him and all the Grammies he go hard

I max I’m up all the way never doing nothing bad i be laughing joker we winning time to stay true blaze Michael weaver Gerald serumices and janay glover then Xervis chant

by Xervis chant or blaze Michael February 18, 2022

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 09, 2018