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David is a Sigma

David is a peculiar man with abilities similar to a chimpanzee with massive jumping abilities and strength not physically capable to a man. He also posses smarts comparable to a early einstein. With all of these godlike skill he still manages to be a humble man and mogs the fuck outta everyone.
Kingston: Yo David I didn't know we had gym together
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma
by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025
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David

David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020
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David

Lover-boy, Very talented and collective. Tends to be very affectionate but only to the right people. They have the most interesting minds that wouldn’t make sense, until you entertained them. They love bringing people together to have a good time and you’d be surprised in bed.
I saw David and the party last night and suddenly the aura surround us was warmer.
by NewYorkYougins October 14, 2022
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Dada David

A person who's verbal Expressions don't make any sense.
"Hey, dude, do you know what that guy meant by 'in Australia they sow, in USA they harvest and here are the apples still green'?"

"I have no idea. He's probably Dada David."
by BestCeler October 3, 2018
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David Roy

by DR.BINGBONG November 22, 2021
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David

David is a PUNK
by Umexcusemewhat December 15, 2022
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David

A poet, such include: Life is a game of chess, a persons tears are like a flowing river, The shame of it, etc and etc. He could be the next world famous poet and you might not know it. He doesn't like to be called a poet though , but he is. So tease him about it until he follows his destiny.
OMG he is such a David
David the Poet is here
Omg Davids new line for his new poem is iconicccc
by tsohg. February 28, 2022
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