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starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.
John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020
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Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023
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Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her
Omg my car came in a car crash omg
by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
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Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.
by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017
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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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bosuzoku car

a car with rather "wierd" customizations. Big ass spoiler, splitter and exhaust, and to top it all of a flashy livery. btw it doesnt really work like it should. idiots would call it rice.
Idiot: Your car is soo RicEeEe omg.
Car Owner: First off, its my car. Second off its a f-ing bosuzoku car.
by helldriving January 15, 2022
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Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!
by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020
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