3-1-Tea

A shot of Malort with Peach Schnapps and Sour (similar to Green Tea and White Tea shots)

Clark offered Taylor a 3-1-Tea. They each took a shot and threw up immediately.

by DaBears1011 June 14, 2023

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BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

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A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

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Spill the Tea

A common phrase that teenagers use if they want to know the drama.

James: Hey
Emma:Spill the tea! Sister!
James: Oh yeah I’ll tell you what happened at school today!

by Teen Culture April 26, 2019

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bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.

When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."

by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 3, 2019

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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

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