monkey cups

The alternative label for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and/or boobies. It can also be used in song to sound slightly inappropiate...

I need me some Monkey Cups!

Song: Monkey Cups! You've got the cutest little monkey cups!

by Gordeuk5150 May 22, 2012

Hall Monkey

One who actively participates in hall-monkeybusiness or other assorted hallway shenanigans.

Those crazy hall monkeys are having a water baloon fight in the hallway!

by waynething December 13, 2003

arm-monkey

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.

*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<

by dragonmangurl December 2, 2009

Gunk Monkey

Someone who likes flinging his gunk around like a rampant baboon

John: Aidan really shouldn't be running around that mall like a "Gunk Monkey"!

Mandrew: I know, he's acting like a total spaff wagon

by MamboRambo December 21, 2010

Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

by the bearspace group February 17, 2010

math monkey

An individual with exceptional math abilities or aptitude.

Complementary term

We all spent the morning trying to figure out the problem and we finally called a math monkey in Accounting.

The company was looking for a math monkey that could not only complete the calucations but understood the formulas.

In Algebra 2 the math monkey understood things without opening the book.

by Investments4cash August 22, 2017

monkeys fuck

Not giving a damn

I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet

by rubyredpoppy January 9, 2016