Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

Russian Lemonade by th3cr34tor4557 September 20, 2023

Russian Raisin 

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

Russian Raisin by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Russian Dodgeball 

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

Russian Dodgeball by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

russians 

a myth.

"hey man what's your favorite myth?"

"russians"

russians by sillyachilles October 2, 2023

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

Russian Steam Bath by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

Russian virus 

A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.

"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."

Russian virus by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023

Russian bias 

Russian bias is a term used in the game warthunder where nothing can destroy Russian tanks and planes. This is just a term for salty players that are trash at the game and got killed by a Russian tank or plane

Kid: *gets killed by Russian vehicle*
THIS IS SO RUSSIAN BIAS BRUH
normal person: shut up

Russian bias by Lord pleepus October 27, 2023