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lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths
Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout
by paidcents April 15, 2021
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My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.
P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"
by The Hat King September 20, 2025
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This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023
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posting

Twitter slang (usually used as a backhanded compliment) for the act of almost reflexively or unconsciously writing tweets off the cuff that purely reflect the writer’s id or base instincts and as such are unintentionally funny to observers.
Donald Trump is posting again, he just tweeted that Big Bird is pushing an Antifa agenda”
by BakedBeanBreville November 13, 2021
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Post cum tremble

Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.
10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!
by The Mirakuru August 10, 2024
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sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
mugGet the sorry for the long post here's a potatomug.

scream-posting

The act of posting something online that's basically just screaming.
Ya'll mind if i do some SCREAM-POSTING?!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Aqxer January 9, 2019
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