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Half-Play

A costume or cosplay that is not completed or incomplete because you accidentally left part of the costume back home.
Where's your cosplay? It's a half-play right now, I left the wig at home so I have to go buy another.
by JACcon August 30, 2013
mugGet the Half-Playmug.

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017
mugGet the plays like he has one handmug.

Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.
Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked
by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Play Monopolymug.

Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
mugGet the Natural State of Playmug.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
mugGet the Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...mug.

Sprinkler Play

When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.
"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."
by Lake Partiers January 25, 2022
mugGet the Sprinkler Playmug.

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"
"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"
by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017
mugGet the Playing Kazoomug.

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