A pedestrian who seems to appear out of nowhere while one is driving. This pedestrian may not have been seen due to the driver texting, singing, or reading a book while driving.
Peter: *reading Harry Potter while driving down the street*
Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!
Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!
Pedestrian: AAAAAHHHH!
Peter: *swerves out of the way* Holy crap! Those ghost pedestrians are such hazards!
by emmef January 25, 2012
Get the ghost pedestrian mug.Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
"Docking" but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.
(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
Get the Ghost Docking mug.A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.
Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!
by mineat August 14, 2012
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Get the ghost bong mug.a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011
Get the ghost bleed mug.1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:
Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:
Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
by Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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