Ethan Grubb

He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.

Ethan Grubb is too peng and makes all boys identify themselves as gay

by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019

ethan jiang

A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.

He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵

He is wayyy to hot.

Ethan Jiang went on a date with Zhi Yan

by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to only make little dog moves, he will never achieve big dog status

Ethan just ate cabbage with salsa

by Drrr. Phiiilll January 16, 2022

Ethan Gorrie

Any girl's (or guy's) dream, is truly husband material being able to cook, clean, but most importantly look good doing it.
As a friend, he is very loyal, and always gives a listening ear

"Did you see that guy?"
"yes He's so handsome and caring"
"I know right! he's definitely an Ethan Gorrie!"

by katiepoo<3 September 4, 2023

Ethan

A Awesome figure skating has lots of friends and is handsome

Ethan is the best at everything

by Scottie1616 January 31, 2018

Ethan

Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!

Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!

by [e-mail] May 19, 2020

Ethan

literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.

person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.

by iheartglee October 6, 2021