May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day

Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”

by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022

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May 6

Make your bf blush/turn red until he kissed you day!

Girl: bae you look so fine😉
Boy:* blushes* why are you doing this?
Girl: it’s may 6

by Luh bxby May 5, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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Mai

She knows everyone and everyone know her. She's a simple person to understand and can always be caught in a lie. Always easy to forgive and doesn't like to hold grudges because she has a somewhat positive outlook on life. Mai LOVES to LAUGH and makes the people around her laugh. Mai wants to find a true wonderful love one day and will not be fully satisfied with her life until she has found that. She always wants what she cant have to get.

A : oh ,she is so pretty

B : because she’s mai

by Loöza December 2, 2019

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Caoimhe May

Caoimhe May is someone who is deeply unconventional and iconic in her ways of dressing, speaking, acting and ideologies.

She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.

"You remind me of Caoimhe May "

"My life is now complete "

"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"

by Scne November 22, 2021

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