Holy Ghosted

The act of getting "ghost" for not believing in god

My girlfriend holy ghosted me

by sdfern1 August 07, 2023

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by June 29, 2024

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.

Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!

by BramT April 11, 2021

bunghole ghost

A fart that sounds like a moan.

"Wow, Dad, that was an awful bunghole ghost!"

by SquirrelMom August 17, 2023

ghost whales

A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.

*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017