Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Snake

A person who is really annoying and frustrating. Someone who is always lying and trying to be funny. Common snakes are usually called Mitchell, Jonathan or Douglas.

"You're such a snake Jonathan."

by Jonkatron February 26, 2019

snake

friendly noodle that might bite

look its a snake.

by 123abc_read my definition pls. April 29, 2024

Snake.

A girl who thinks she is better than everyone else, and acts like she is the best. She is fake, and likes to backstab people. She's very two faced, and not a good friend.

You were friends with Emily.?! She's a snake.!

by Gretchen.❤👋 December 21, 2016

Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

snakes

a group of people who probably talk shit :) (aka the original snakes)

They're such snakes
*hiss*
here they come

by pineapplesandstrawberries March 27, 2017

Booty Snake

A slang word for anal

"Yo I heard Kyle got the booty snake in prison"
"No fuckin' wayyyy dude!"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018