During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.
After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.
This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."
After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.
This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."
"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"
"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."
"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."
"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."
"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."
by Drifting Dreamer July 22, 2019
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A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
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Get the war storm mug.I pull up to the light and a Mustang revs at me, I let my Japanese war whistles scream and I dust him from the green light
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In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.
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