phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

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by amburned January 9, 2019

University School of Milwaukee

The worst fucking private school in all of Wisconsin. They suck at sports and somehow manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy with about $5000-6000 more in tuition. Nobody like the students or staff here and every other kid at this fucking school drive a G-Wagon or a Urus.

Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.

Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.

by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"

by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022

universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 24, 2024

University of West Georgia

An accredited, residential state university in Carrollton, Georgia. The campus is a mix of traditional and modern buildings with a nice gym and up-to-date athletic facilties. Particularly well-suited for families and students within a couple hours drive including northwest, west and Atlanta metro area Georgia residents. Also can be a good choice for some international students as Carrollton is close to the Atlanta job market and welcoming. Go West Georgia Wolves.

My mother got her undergraduate degree in education from the University of West Georgia and has worked for 30 years in public schools, and my dad studied business there and is a operations manager in a manufacturinging facility. The school is a good choice for some people.

by SirZDefiner April 7, 2021