fly

insect

a little flying fuck

there's a little flying fuck in my room

by Mornis June 16, 2017

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Flying with the Hurricane

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms to the point where you think you might be Cajun. The term is commonly used by middle schoolers who recently tripped for their first time

Hey, did you try any of Katelyn's shrooms last night?
Nah man, why?
Holy shit man! It was crazy! I was flying with the hurricane

by McBurger66 May 6, 2015

Fly

The shit R. Kelly said he believe he could do.😂

R.Kelly: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

by HoezAdmiree September 10, 2022