Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Sam

Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.

person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."

by lilboibabby September 4, 2018

Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

Sam b lamesauce

Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".

You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages

by SAMARONICHEESEANDMEATBALLSAUCE June 20, 2023

Sam

A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.

You know what? fuck that Sam. He complains about everything

by Fuck You Sam June 11, 2020