Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
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Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
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Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
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Nice homemade cookies

A term for penis and the sex resulting from it
Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies

Jerome: should I tell him
by Racoomer March 17, 2022
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afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.
Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 06, 2023
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Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.
Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
by arceebee February 20, 2021
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