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Nick

The kinkiest guy to ever live. Will kill himself to get an erection. Blood turns him on. So does a crippling lack of oxygen.
Person 1: hey, I broke 6 of my toes and orgasmed instantly.

Person 2: what the fuck you are actually a Nick

Person 1: I like the way death strokes my cock.

Person 2: I'd tell you to go die but you'd probably cum.
by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019
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nick,
the most gorgeous eyed and energetic person you will ever lay eyes on. there is no doubt he will be able to put a smile on your face every time you’re feeling down. count on your nick to always have a good relaxing time. getting the opportunity to say a nick is your boyfriend is most definitely a privilege, they are amazing at being gentleman’s and can quickly pull you out of any financial situations somehow. if you ever get the chance to meet a nick and become closer don’t let that go, it’s worth it trust me. nick will make sure it’s known that you are the most important relationship he has in his life and treat you like royalty. he’s every girl or guys dream to have, not a dull moment with this man. no matter what, if you’re talking to someone named nick just know that one day and probably soon you’ll find yourself falling in love
nick is perfect
by firewood July 3, 2022
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Nick’s the kind of guy you can drink a beer with , the kind of guy that doesn’t care if you puke in his car, NICK!
None that’s a real name” “ya nick is the shit
by Izzyisiizy April 26, 2022
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Cares more about his hair then you, thinks he’s always right when he is not (very stubborn), but very attractive and hair always on point, cute smile, good person to cuddle with, always smells good.
X: im going on a date
Y: what’s his name?
X: Nick
Y: you’re so lucky, Nick’s are the best
by Anony977 November 21, 2021
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Nick is a very weird guy , he likes sports and loves to play safety belt with his siblings although he is strange guy ... Well he still is strange .
1. That dude strange

That's a Nick.

2. That dude good at sports

That's nick
by That someone...... March 15, 2017
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National Hate Nick Day

on march 2, tell every 'nick' you hate him.
I hate you nick! (says me)
What???? (says nick)
HAHA it's National Hate Nick Day!!!! LOL (says me)
by mehowwww March 1, 2023
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imagine nick eh 30 had french fries with waves

This is a term derived from the meme "imagine if ninja got a low taper fade". the term became popular as the original version started loosing relevence.
IMAGINE IF NICK EH 30 GOT FRENCH FRY WITH WAVES! imagine nick eh 30 had french fries with waves
by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 25, 2024
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