March 15

National send 🐱pic to your crush/bf/gf

Its march 15, today is the day

by $$& March 15, 2024

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 18, 2017

March 20th

National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day

Yo today is March 20th

by Yesterday McSkeeter March 21, 2021

March 20th

national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!

by julezxoxo March 21, 2022

March 20th

March 20th is the a common birthday.

If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces

Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"

Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*

by Obamabigschlong November 24, 2021

March 20th

So basically, March 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th.

by KurnoKBalls February 17, 2022

march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

by fuckmebjtch November 08, 2019