Moose Job

A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.

Tom-Dude I just got a Moose Job from Irma!

Joe-Dude! That sounds terribly uncomfortable!

by SpaceDonkey January 16, 2011

BANG JOBBING

After a male or female bangs and they exit the place of banging. Then they do the walk of shame.

Where is Ashley?
She's out bang jobbing.

by The Italian Bang Job March 6, 2009

Clown job

A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.

John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.

by Monikr December 2, 2017

big job

An mtg phrase that used to be used when something highly improbable happened. Now it has been basterdized, and is used way to much.

Fluctuator beat landstill? Big Job!

by Clavio May 1, 2005

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

Knee Job

This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.

Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.

by Derooger September 20, 2013

Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008