When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
Get the fake takemug. Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
Get the Fake Chipleadermug. by fake dating September 22, 2020
Get the fake datingmug. People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."
Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020
Get the fake religiousmug. Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
Get the A guy singing in a fake English accent!mug. 
An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
by The real pahooga February 25, 2025
Get the Fake Urkmug.