Bollock fart

Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart

by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020

Fart Router

WiFi router that runs on farts.

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”

by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020

Fart smeller

An anti- compliment taking the first letters of the words smart feller and switching them with eachother.

"Your my favorite fart smeller"

by moneytrees98 September 8, 2020

Bong fart

When you cup your ass with your hand in the shower and let it fill with water and then fart through it. The smell is tenfold.

That bong fart was fucking brutal luv

by Roddy Blow September 16, 2020

inside fart

You are at the brink of passing gas, but you are in a place you can’t expel. So, you suck the fart back in and rip one inside yourself. Your stomach then creates the flatulent noise, but everyone just thinks you are hungry. This is the inside fart.

I was meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time and had to let one go, but instead I decided to inside fart.

by Chocolate Assholes September 23, 2020

puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake

That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock

by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017

pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017