Ethan Ortiz

The most beautiful, sweet, intelligent boy ever :)
He's passionate about everything he does, and does whatever he can for his loved ones even if they're not deserving. He's forever the most beautiful person anyone could ever meet.

Ex. I love Ethan Ortiz

by Quee4Burglar69 May 6, 2024

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Ethan

d1 instigator

gabe: jt u little
ethan: see me personally i would never level to that amount of disrespect

jt: shut up

by ther March 12, 2023

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Ethan Poopalasingham

One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.

Ethan poopalasingham is a bucktee no cap

by Crodie July 18, 2019

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Ethan

Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.

If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.

Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.

If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.

Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls

Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.

by Haikumom November 22, 2021

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