ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
These two words describe a bony pick with fake abs and ape face. Another definition a skinny kid who was walking down the street, and got penetrated by a fire truck, and has lumps on his head if you shave his hair off.
by Visco girls October 25, 2019
by The most special special June 27, 2023
Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 29, 2022
An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
by Mossy Frog April 08, 2023
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
by Milkhail November 23, 2021