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Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.
by medthepirate May 25, 2018
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Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.
Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"
by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009
mugGet the Dog's Dickmug.

Baco-Dog

A hot dog wrapped in bacon, topped with grilled onions and peppers, with a selection of mayo, ketchup and mustard. An explosion of delicious, orgasmic flavor in the mouth. Created on grills attached to shopping carts by young Mexican vendors, these special dogs can be found in various locations in Southern California. Most notable venues include Home Depot Center and Staples Center after sporting events. After said event, a young Hispanic man will swing the cart in your face sometimes knocking you unconscious, while shouting "How many how many how many how many!!!..."

The Baco-dog is 100% unsafe for people of all ages. Besides the unknown and unreliable source of the meat, the dirty hands of the vendor, the airborne dirt, debris and viruses, the heart beat rate has been scientifically proven to SLOW DOWN upon consumption.

Often enjoyed with Churros.
Sergio: "Oh man, my heart hurts"
Orlando: "What's wrong man?"
Sergio: "I just ate three Baco-Dogs."
Mike: "Oh shit I want a Baco-Dog.
by Na3 August 10, 2009
mugGet the Baco-Dogmug.

dog act

The act of being an absolute tosser at a particular moment
John: It was so funny when I poked a hole in Wayne's condom
Ben: That was such a dog act
by BillOddie July 4, 2014
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flare dog

When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.
Oh man I gave that girl the best flare dog that I stained her teeth brown.
by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006
mugGet the flare dogmug.

dog fucker

some one who does sexually things to dogs
dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew
by bettyboop8849 July 22, 2010
mugGet the dog fuckermug.

Hand Dog

When some dirty ass in a gas station, or a convenient store, man handles your hot dogs with their bare hands. You notice the dog tastes kinda like a durf. see durf. The person probably took a dump and forgot to wash his or her damn fingers.
"Dude check out that dirty ass makin' our dogs...damn hand dogs."
by pat and steve May 13, 2006
mugGet the Hand Dogmug.

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