who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 03, 2022

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 03, 2022

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

cool-cut

when you take a short-cut and it ends up being super cool.

When Ryan and i were on our way to the skate park earlier, we decided to go through the abandoned lot and it ended up bein' a cool-cut!

by sexbagelsk8er March 21, 2010

Cut the map

To screw up royally.

"They said copy the map, not cut the map! He cut the fucking map!"

by Pazuzu the GREAT March 08, 2009

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 01, 2021

Connect-i-cut

Common way those in Connecticut's school system are taught to spell Connecticut.

How do you spell Connecticut? Connect-i-cut!

by pritix August 19, 2019