Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024

cold blow

when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it

why would you cold blow my paper like that

by k9zeus January 26, 2016

Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ”

When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”

Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life”

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god”

by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025

blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.

"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"

by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.

"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."

by hotcutie February 6, 2024

Blow and Choke

Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.

Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."

by Exo Epic September 28, 2014