Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head

"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"

by NILSO November 19, 2011

worker's block

A psychological inability to bring oneself to do work, particularly for one's employer.

"Man, I did nothing but play foosball all day today. I have a bad case of worker's block."

by darrenoia2 November 7, 2013

Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 1, 2020

Bake Block

To prevent someone from getting "baked", "stoned", or "high".

You Bake Block somebody by preventing them from getting baked high usually to benefit yourself in some way. You blow out the lighter as they were about to light up a joint.

by Aimeetheryet August 10, 2010

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017