A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
Get the Chinese Wiener Trapmug. A game, a habit, or piece of media that enthralls people with adhd, potentially distracting them for hours.
by Bustb0y January 12, 2025
Get the ADHD Trapmug. The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.
Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*
by The_Kaweshosaur May 16, 2018
Get the Ur Grandpap a Trapmug. A Charlie trap is a person who hasn't grown since they were 10 years old, and they could easily dress like a girl and get away with it, thus being a trap.
by MichaelsParkingLot April 15, 2017
Get the Charlie trapmug. A trap used on social media to lure people into replying to the post. Usually stating that something has happened to the person posting, but does not state what. This causes curious readers to ask what happened to him/her. These statement are usually exaggerated and are used as a cry for attention.
Person 1: This girl just posted "UGH THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I HATE MY LIFE!" on Facebook
Person 2: Such a reply trap
Person 2: Such a reply trap
by TheWinningTrashCan June 19, 2016
Get the reply trapmug. by Mrs.sanders2022 March 3, 2024
Get the Thirst trapmug. Tom was watching his favourite anime he had a crush on this person but turned out to be a guy and it was a trap
by SaturnNight May 24, 2018
Get the Trapmug.