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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
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ADHD Trap

A game, a habit, or piece of media that enthralls people with adhd, potentially distracting them for hours.
by Bustb0y January 12, 2025
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Ur Grandpap a Trap

The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.
Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*
by The_Kaweshosaur May 16, 2018
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Charlie trap

A Charlie trap is a person who hasn't grown since they were 10 years old, and they could easily dress like a girl and get away with it, thus being a trap.
Mike: Dude that girl is probably a charlie trap.

Dylan: Really? That would make sence.
by MichaelsParkingLot April 15, 2017
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reply trap

A trap used on social media to lure people into replying to the post. Usually stating that something has happened to the person posting, but does not state what. This causes curious readers to ask what happened to him/her. These statement are usually exaggerated and are used as a cry for attention.
Person 1: This girl just posted "UGH THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I HATE MY LIFE!" on Facebook
Person 2: Such a reply trap
by TheWinningTrashCan June 19, 2016
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Thirst trap

When you try to get the ladies or men to think you’re sexy.
BDR always posts thirst traps.
by Mrs.sanders2022 March 3, 2024
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Trap

A man who pretends to be a female, people often fall for this.
Tom was watching his favourite anime he had a crush on this person but turned out to be a guy and it was a trap
by SaturnNight May 24, 2018
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