A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.
A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.
O have you seen David?
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!
We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!
by Roligarunk.dinmamm04@gmail.com November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
by David Aruna March 24, 2023
Get the David's outlook on lifemug. David is a cute EXTREMELY tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is extremely funny and will not be afraid to be honest haha. He has a great personality that is hilarious. David’s are also very protective and loving. Your would be lucky to get one.
by hola it’s milly rock January 23, 2020
Get the davidmug. Chunky DBFR Mod (Dragon Ball Final Remastered the hit game) Lives in egypt drinking sand for breakfast lunch and dinner
by Ruckus Kaka February 14, 2024
Get the Davidmug. David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.
by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022
Get the David Beckingham Jr.mug. by Camocuber December 14, 2019
Get the Josef David Peter perkomug.