Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.
by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
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Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.
by nicemeister April 07, 2022
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Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 22, 2021
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cashew asshole

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
by Factotem1 August 31, 2017
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perpetual asshole

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
by ScammerKy March 07, 2017
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