Yo mama

The most unoriginal and unfunny joke in the world.

5th grader: hey guess what

6th grader: what
5th grader: yo mama
6th grader: *Beats ass sexually*

by Shrekfunni May 29, 2021

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

BeeDee Yo-Yo

To move away get out of my space.

Back off BeeDee Yo-Yo!!

by Grumpz1 June 9, 2024

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

yo

yo is a term to call a person

yo was good come over here

by 4-8-09 April 29, 2009

I'm yo daddy

Friend whos yo new daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom

by godgody June 10, 2020

Andy Samberg Samverg:"'Yo, Bro'"

Andy Samberg Samverg:"'Yo, Bro'"

Andy Samberg Samverg:"'Yo, Bro'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025