can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!

Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 July 01, 2022

how can you sleep with yourself at night

something you tell someone when they did something very fucked up

girl #1 : how can you sleep with yourself at night you monster

by littleransom July 17, 2019

21, can you do somethin' for me?

The infamous canadian rapper, Drake likes men.

21, can you do somethin' for me? (21)
Can you hit a lil' rich flex for me? (21)
And 21, can you do somethin' for me? (21, 21)
Drop some bars to my pussy ex for me
Then 21 (21), can you do somethin' for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay)
21, do your thing 21, do your thing (21)
Do your thing, 21, do your thing

by redshell December 08, 2022

Can you sit on my face?

That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.

Guy: Can you sit on my face?

Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*

Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

by xX_Lolslayer_Xx March 04, 2023

Can you leave my fucken car.

A phrase often used to indicate frustration at someone refusing to leave your luxury motor vehicle , not all vehicles are a "fucken car", for example a Mercedes Benz V class is a "fucken car"

Him : "Can you leave my fucken car."
Her : "NhO dOn'T dO DaT"

by November 24, 2021

can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩

Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN

by Affixis May 04, 2021