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Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur
"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"
by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012
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winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.
It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.
by xnijxnij December 22, 2008
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winter kill

(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.
Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.
by Red Feather August 1, 2013
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Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
by FckTuesday January 13, 2009
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winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter
yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)
by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017
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Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.
Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!
by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019
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Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.
- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.
by WittyGolgi August 2, 2013
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