Wifi Official

When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"

After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016

WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit

person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down

by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021

WiFi

WiFi says connected... then please act like it

My WiFi constantly doesn’t work

by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019

Micky Dee’s wifi

Garbage wifi

Man hes got some Micky Dee’s wifi

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

Cox Wifi

Wifi router that has a hole that you put your pencil in, then it will produce some wifi signals

Guy1: I have Cox Wifi
Guy2: Do you enjoy having sex with a electric appliance?
Guy1: My male sex organ may be electrocuted but it's still worth it

by Youngboyonpornhub September 15, 2022

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023