Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

wiener fencing

2 guys swordfighting with their dicks.

Dude last night Jason challenged me to a dick duel, we we're wiener fencing all night long!

by mwcs June 15, 2014

Elephant wiener

A (slang) term used to describe a person with a penis the size of a horse (horse cock)

I can’t compete with him he has an absolute elephant Wiener

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

wiener on a bun

wieners that are placed on buns and then eaten

wow I just had the best wiener on a bun

by whomst is a real mon December 6, 2017

wiener mom

A funny term to call your mother if she is being annoying haha

Hey mom, you're a wiener mom

by Premistic May 6, 2021

wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014