whale harp

The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them

After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.

by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014

Cash whale

A guy or gal who drops loads of cash into a freemium game. They are the reason 90% of all freemium games exist after their first month.

You: Dude did you hear about the cash whale that supported that one game?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?

by lolman159 August 30, 2017

Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

Whale's Vagina

Nickname for the city of San Diego.

From: Anchorman

The Pats are about to blow out the Whale's Vagina Chargers.

by PatsFan January 11, 2007

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.

Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.

by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011