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there went the story

so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”
example 1:

“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.

example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025
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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves
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all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places
by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022
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Went from rags to riches

People who somehow made a fortune, making money hand over fist and thus created generational wealth
Candace Owens is right. If we improve the us public education system more black people can say " we went from rags to riches".
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When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
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