Wake N' Take

Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.

What an awesome "Wake N' Take" Sarah!

by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010

wakewalker

Wakewalker was is the 53rd person to get to the highest level in Runescape, a MMORPG. People who get to the highest combat in a short matter of time "Wakewalked".

Dude, I lost the race to level 126 combat because Heiki66 "Wakewalked" right over me. He copied Wakewalker!

by John Hicks October 17, 2008

Wasemiller

To one up someone.

john: i caught 10 catfish today
Derek: cool I caught 15
John: shut the fuck up Wasemiller

by ajdnvausdhgioasdjgiasgnj March 31, 2009

Wake up wobble

The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.

Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.

by fresh11 July 12, 2010

Wakedance

The zombie-like movements you make, repeatedly getting up to hit snooze every few minutes, before falling back to sleep.

I spent an hour doing the wakedance today morning and totally missed my interview.

by textrovert January 7, 2011

Wake up Tv

Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel

Change the channel dude its wake up tv

by Rhfhridkrufjtk September 15, 2010

Wankemonium

A disorganized circle jerk. A general state of chaos.

Everyone one was so drunk, it was wankemonium. Not a single person hit the cookie.

by Ldog98121 January 11, 2012