Vertical

Used in phrases like, "going vertical" or "straight up vertical" as an allusion to going all in on a situation or something being awesome.
Also a in reference to slitting wrists vertically as this drastically increases chances of death.
Oren: Did you see Sahalo hit that 50/50?

Sage: Ya! That shit was straight vertical!
by TurdHazz April 01, 2017
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Vertical

A person, predominantly born after 1990, who prefer media content created for a vertical display (as opposed to a horisontal one). Smart phones and social media are important elements in every vertical's life, altough mainly relying on apps with a vertical interfaces like Snapchat or Tiktok (and to a much lower degree on non-vertical or semi-vertical apps such as Facebook or Instagram).
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.

The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.
Sarah, stop being such a vertical and take a horizontal photo already
by Markisolering February 03, 2020
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Vertical Wink

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"
by KingofChutney October 08, 2012
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Vertical Smile

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
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vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions
The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
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"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.
Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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