by KingofChutney October 7, 2012

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 May 17, 2014

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)
Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.
The opposite of horizontality.
Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.
The opposite of horizontality.
by MkY January 9, 2006

by Vertico March 9, 2018

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

Hates gays that don’t shut up that they then proceed be one and as well increase by weight and naming themselves “cagiestt ”
by Epic_number21 May 13, 2024
