Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

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not EA access on PlayStation 4

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by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by irenecita <3 June 27, 2020

Value

Minions at the bridge

Ricky: Oh no it’s.....
Will: That’s right the definition of value!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO

by Bobbert Wilson December 13, 2021

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Harmon Face Values

an American chain of stores on the east coast that mainly sold healthcare and beauty supplies at a discounted price.

On September 29, 2017, Bed Bath & Beyond experimented with a new store format called "Face Values & Beyond", a mix of a Bed Bath & Beyond store and a Harmon Face Values store. However, it closed in 2022

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023