I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by WorseThanHitler January 2, 2021

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

Typing On UrbanDictionary Psychosomatically

Typing On UrbanDictionary Psychosomatically

Typing On UrbanDictionary Psychosomatically

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

urbandictionary

messed up and will ruin your day so just be aware.

person: hey we should search up random crap on urbandictionary
Person2: no dude that thing is messed up..

by kat_1789 April 24, 2023

https: // my .urbandictionary. com / add . php

The web address I, myself, and everyone on this website that has created a definition goes through to make one (without the spaces btw since you cant include links in the examples but also have to include the name of the definition in the example thingy space)

Kyle: How do you make a definition on urbandictionary.com?
Butters: https: // my .urbandictionary. com / add . php

by urbandictionary.comlol September 17, 2023