When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
Get the an ear up your assmug. One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.
by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024
Get the up-assmug. When you are particularly stoned as fuck and you try to say "stick up your ass" but instead say "butt up your ass".
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Izzy: "Why do British people talk like, that like they have a butt up their ass. Oh wait, I mean stick up their ass... hehehe"
by Spaghettioslover365 April 7, 2022
Get the Butt up their assmug. This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
by anonymous August 17, 2025
Get the I’m going to put my foot up your ass!mug. Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
Get the Sucking up your assmug. A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
Get the I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!mug. Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
by Shannon307 November 7, 2018
Get the Bee up his assmug.